“Bruh, not only am I an EMT, but my dicks like 7 inches”
LETS FUCKING GET STARTED SHALL WE. I'm Connor, I like lots of cool ass shit, I'm energetic occasionally (.07% of the time), dogs are cool, Marching band is fun, I play the Tenors and the Trumpet, and I'm incredibly sarcastic. I promise I'm not an asshole. Just your average EMT, Lifeguard and Wilderness Search/Rescue trained kinda guy.
Yes I know my bio is really long
Boston terriers are the best dogs ever
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Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
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my life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.
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Star of Indiana 1991 Drill Sheets. Drill was by the one and only George Zingali.
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Dawn French is a national treasure
She is.
I have been waiting my whole life for this gifset
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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.
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How are we supposed to do that?
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pete wentz texting patrick stump
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what the fuck venasaur doing?
his best
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“This episode that’s coming changes the status quo of the world of Gravity Falls in such a way, that if you see the episode after, and you miss this one you will not know what the heck happened.”
-Alex Hirsch
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We can stop the snowfall in New England now, we get it, its winter.
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people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
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Professors that understand the amount of work college students have and willingly extend deadlines for the benefit of the students mental health and education make me believe that good people still exist